happy sluts

Thursday, June 01, 2006

girls to do the laundry

who's elisha cuthbert?
sometimes drew barrymore
always always always kristin kreuk
cause oh fuck kristin kreuk

Monday, May 08, 2006

bj's for justice

Monday, April 17, 2006

marissa: i'm so happy, i can't wait to eat you all up.

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

just keepin' track

sofia vergara
kristin kreuk and also kristin kreuk
rachel weisz
and yeah, sometimes keira knightly
but mia kirshner
how can you argue with this?
and did you forget adrienne curry did maxim?
oh fuck sara foster
crazy chloe sevigny
the unbeatable fairuza balk
devon aoki, bitches
oh michelle rodriguez
taryn manning
rachel BILSON
jessica alba
wow thora birch and thora birch
and fuck me now jenny shimizu

Thursday, March 16, 2006

"I remember a couple of years ago when St. Pats fell on the day after Purim," said Steven Jaffe, a Jewish Belfast native now living in London. "There followed the mother of all hangovers in many an Irish Jewish home."
--The Forward

Friday, March 10, 2006

the rapture

I would like to remind all students of the joyful mission of HappySluts, Ltxxxd:

Ooops, I wrote it in invisible ink. Anyway, folks, this is a family blog. Let's keep sluts happy.

Thursday, March 09, 2006

The NAMBLA Olympics

Going through my backed up email account at work, I come across a few-days-old CNN Breaking News Alert that says, simply: "Roman Catholic archdiocese of Dublin report says 102 priests are suspected of sexually or physically abusing at least 350 children since 1940, The Associated Press reports." My first thought is, that's not impressive, only 5.4 kids/year split between a priest or two. America's numbers must be much better.